Thursday, January 19, 2012

How can I sign up to be a pirate?

Do I have to be a Somali refuge?? Or can I just pick up an assault rifle and a few grenades, hop into my Boston Whaler, and take over a few tankers? That would solve my problem with gas prices, anyway.How can I sign up to be a pirate?
Step 1, move to San Francisco, step 2...



Oh, you mean Pirate like "arrrr" eyepatch pirate... nevermind.How can I sign up to be a pirate?
you need to dress and clap like pelos i



suck up the waves good baby!How can I sign up to be a pirate?
ACORN and the ACLU have apps on line
apparently, at M.I.T, you can get a "pirates license" if you're

1. On the sailing team

2. On the fencing team

3. Have a gun permit

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