Joke; The Ultimate Salesman ... :)?

A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha."



The boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow." I'll come down after we close and see how you did."



His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, "One".



The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"



The kid says, "$101,237.65 ".



The boss says, "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"



The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Boston Whaler. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."



The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"



The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'"Joke; The Ultimate Salesman ... :)?
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ha good one
Now we all that cinderella wanted to go the ball but her evil stepsisters stopped her.She felt really sad and wept in the garden.



Suddenly, the fairy godmother appeared before her and said she will help her to grant her desires but under a few conditions



"firstly, u must wear a diaphragm" said the fairy godmother.



cinderella hesitated but finally she agreed



"secondly u must be home before 2 am or ur diaphgragm will turn into a pumpkin" said the fairy godmother.



cinderella refused but the fairy godmother told her about the ball, the food and the handsome princes. So cinderella agreed.



So with her beautiful gown and carriage, cinderella went to the ball.

She enjoyed herself very much.



Meanwhile the fairy godmother waited for her.



time passed really fast:



12 am

1 am

2 am

3 am

4 am



but cinderella was not back yet



Finally, cinderella arrived back at 5 am.



The fairy godmother was really angry and shouted " where the hell have u been, ur diapragm should have turn into a pumpkin



cinderella replied calmly "well it is taken care of"



"by who?" asked the fairy godmother





Cinderella: Peter, Peter the pumpkin eater
that is funny.......lol thx
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